With apologies to CS Lewis, Wormwood, and Screwtape
Dear Fred and Pat,Well, I must say, I am highly impressed! By turning those who would be my Enemy’s followers towards a hateful parody of what He actually taught, you’ve been driving others away from His faith in record numbers! I admit I was skeptical of this plan at first; after all, we did quite well with the old ways of horror and abomination. But your plan has been working more brilliantly than I ever could have imagined! I will make sure that you get a bonus this month. Well done, sirs!
Respectfully,
Satan
posted by Bainwen Gilrana @ 1:41 PM
5 Comments:
*falls over laughing*
I'll ask Old Scratch to send that!
*passes out from lack of air*
you know what? I love that tongue-in-cheek type of humor you have.
Why, thank you! :-)
I've thought something similar lately. But I used a lot more potty mouth words <:|.
It's too bad that a few high profile representatives of the faith with perpetual cranial rectal inversion are the immediate images the casual observer receives.
Sigh.
Hah! Excellent and so true!! (I've visited your main blog before, and came over from "Biscuits.")
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